What Do Cows Drink?

18 May 2018 Friday 7:20am

God, what does Y-E-S spell?

Yes.

So then what does E-Y-E-S spell?

Eyes?

Um…Never mind. It doesn’t work here.

What is it about, child?

There’s this video that Danielle showed me last night. It’s someone asking what those words spell. It’s kind of like a trick question but it isn’t. It’s very funny in the sense that the answer is so obvious and simple but some people just can’t get the right answer. Maybe because it doesn’t register in their mind that it’s actually the word “eyes”. They keep pronouncing it either as “ee-yes” or “ease”. The one asking is usually overheard giggling and laughing which makes the prank even funnier.

So it’s a prank?

Well, no. Not really. It’s a trick question…Well…No, not really either. Um…I don’t know what it is.

It’s a trick of the mind, my dear. When you asked the first question, it influenced the answer to the next question. Try doing it the other way around.

I don’t think it’ll work. And it won’t be as funny. It’s like fear, isn’t it? When we put a seed of fear into the mind, it’ll influence how we see the world.

Precisely. So what do you think will happen if you put a seed of love into the mind instead?

Then we will see the world through the eyes of love.

Yes. Through the eyes of the soul. By the way, did you fall for it?

Fall for what?

The trick of the mind?

Nope. Danielle asked me the question before she showed me the video. She was disappointed when I immediately answered “eyes”.

Why do you think that is?

Because she’s asked me trick questions before. I fall for some. So I’m sort of ready for her now.

You’re getting honed.

Yeah. Um…God?

Yes?

What do cows drink?

Water.

Argh. You’re no fun.

Grapes & Raisins

Today
5:09pm

This conversation actually happened between me and my daughter. After lunch, we had fresh grapes for dessert which she turned down. She had ice cream instead. I tweeted:

Mum, I don’t want d grapes.

U don’t want healthy, u prefer junk.

Grapes r raisins. They’re wrinkled.

I’m wrinkled.

You’re not a fruit.

God, what’s with the grapes and raisins? Are they metaphors?

Yes. What went through your mind?

That when it comes to creating reality some people prefer the wrinkled. The old way. As in rules and regulations.

Correct. Now, explain to Me the “healthy and the junk.”

Me? I started this conversation to ask You about it, remember?

I Am you. You are–

Aargh! Fine! Fine. The healthy is the spiritual as in the soul while the junk is–

Never mind. By this time, I’m sure your readers already know what is junk. And even though you have lived the junk, the wrinkled, you now have followers who believe in the grape, The New Spirituality.

Cool. I hate to ask why I’m not a “fruit.”

Then don’t ask. Tell. Tell them.

I’m not a fruitcake.

No, you’re not.

There are some who would not agree.

Only time will tell, dear one. Only time will tell.