Indifference vs Hate

You must be wondering how I can be so cool about hackers hacking my email accounts.

Well, the thing is–I’m trying this thing called INDIFFERENCE.

Unfortunately, I’m getting pretty good at it.

Wait a sec…

Hackers must HATE me so much to want to violate my privacy.

Remember–the opposite of LOVE is NOT HATE, it is INDIFFERENCE.

Which could only mean–

Someone’s really IN LOVE WITH ME!